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14. Ogres are not kosher.

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36. I am not allowed to play a possession mage for the sole purpose of digging up Chuck Norris' corpse and making a prepared vessel out of it (also applies to Bruce Lee and Ernest Borgnine).

229. Not allowed to spontaneously check if the elf can take a punch.

701.I am not allowed to sleep defensively, no matter how high my Concentration bonus is.

704.The phrase "I don't have to outrun the pack of wolves, I just have to outrun you" is an inappropriate use of the surprise round.

705.atempting to impersonate the captain of the guard is not effective against the captain of the guard.

793.Must not commission 1.12 million action figures of self using group funds.

798.Assault Shotguns are not hostage situation-appropriate weapons.

919.Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life" is not a central tenet of my religion.