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[Shan'xara]

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Hokay. Your race is: DRAGON!
...and your class... Swordspell
Your characters favorite item An old quill pen. Sentimental value, y'know?
Your personal quest is... To get fame, fortune, and some hot elves!
Your archenemy is... An intelligent sword named Tremble.
And you die from A detonated heart - quivering palm style.



Und für Shan'xara:

Hokay. Your race is: Half-orc
...and your class... Pikeman
Your characters favorite item A set of matched scimitars.
Your personal quest is... The destruction of the Lich-king Borobos.
Your archenemy is... A group of angry Duregar miners.
And you die from Rocks fell. And you died.

Es hat eine gewisse Logik...

[MasterGecko]

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[mOOnchild]

Hokay. Your race is: Halfling
...and your class... Sworn Slayer
Your characters favorite item Your battleaxe.
Your personal quest is... To repay your life-debt to a party member.
Your archenemy is... The lich-king Borobos.
And you die from Rocks fell. And you died.


*rofl* Bei Cat kommt raus:

Hokay. Your race is: DRAGON!
...and your class... Psychic Warrior *hrhrhr*
Your characters favorite item A well-worn pair of climbing gauntlets.
Your personal quest is... To loot, pillage, and plunder! ARR!
Your archenemy is... Orcs, goblins, all those green-skinned... !@%^*&!!
And you die from Food poisoning.

[Tamasii]

Real: ROFL...Ich lach mich tot...das is eindeutig Cadres (Zur Erklärung: Cadres is mein Earthdawn-Char. Eigentlich Elfendieb aber mit einer Vorliebe für seine Kampfaxt. Glaubt eh dass er was besonderes is. Und das Council*gg*: den Halben(Zwerg) hat er schon ausgeschaltet von den anderen drei wußte ich bis gradeeben selbst noch nix. Aber was ist der "Swarm of Leeches" Spruch?
Hokay. Your race is: Dragonborn
...and your class... Sworn Slayer
Your characters favorite item Your battleaxe.
Your personal quest is... To prove your innocence and return from exile.
Your archenemy is... The Council of Three and a Half.
And you die from Blood loss, after a "Swarm of Leeches" spell.

Tamasii: Und das Passt zu mir persönlich: Fame, fortune and some hot elves! Anwälte kann ich eh nich leiden und den inneren Frieden eines Mönches such ich schon lange
Aber warum ein Hitzschlag??? Was such ich in der Wüste???
Hokay. Your race is: Human
...and your class... Monk
Your characters favorite item An old quill pen. Sentimental value, y'know?
Your personal quest is... To get fame, fortune, and some hot elves!
Your archenemy is... The Free City Lawyer's Guild.
And you die from Heat exhaustion. Desert+chainmail=BAAAAD.

[Shan'xara]

"Swarm of Leeches" ist Blutegelschwarm... *G* Der Spruch ruft wohl sowas herbei... *schüttel* Ekelhaft...

[Tamasii]

Blutegelschwarm?? Klasse da is man schonmal Dragonborn und wer killt einen? Blutsauger:...hmm...also doch wieder Anwälte

[Poldi]

Für mich:

Hokay. Your race is: DRAGON!
...and your class... Elemental Savant
Your characters favorite item A sack of holding to carry the REST of your stuff.
Your personal quest is... To find the Holy Grail (tm).
Your archenemy is... A Blackguard with a taste for your blood.
And you die from Rocks fell. And you died.

Und Swift:
Hokay. Your race is: Gnome
...and your class... Barber of Al-Qadim
Your characters favorite item An amulet made from a shard of dragon egg
Your personal quest is... To track down a legendary dragon's hoard.
Your archenemy is... The ghost of Sturm Pyre, Dwarven Pirate.
And you die from A really... REALLY big hammer upside the head.

Und zum Schluss Mischka:
Hokay. Your race is: Dwarf
...and your class... Corsair
Your characters favorite item A vorpal toothpick, in a small glass jar.
Your personal quest is... The extermination of ALL kobolds and goblins.
Your archenemy is... A group of angry Duregar miners.
And you die from An orc dogpile...
(ziemlich daneben... )

[Marcel]

Hokay. Your race is: Gnome
...and your class... Fighter
Your characters favorite item A fuzzy scarf your love made for you.
Your personal quest is... The destruction of the Lich-king Borobos.
Your archenemy is... The Thing that Should Not Be.
And you die from Sword wounds. About fifty of `em. LOL wo sollen die denn alle an einem Gnom sein??

Hokay. Your race is: Dwarf
...and your class... Swordspell
Your characters favorite item An old quill pen. Sentimental value, y'know?
Your personal quest is... To eat pie. It's not epic, but it's something. (DAS passt sogar )
Your archenemy is... A horde of mad hobos that think they're knights.
And you die from The Curse of Deegan.

[Cynic]

Neeein, ein Spitzohr.... Aber der Archenenemy....


Hokay. Your race is: Elf
...and your class... Drunken Master
Your characters favorite item A vorpal toothpick, in a small glass jar.
Your personal quest is... The destruction of the Lich-king Borobos.
Your archenemy is... Anyone who won't part with their loot.
And you die from Heat exhaustion. Desert+chainmail=BAAAAD

[Niall Mackay]

Johannes Wagner:

Your race is: Elf
...and your class... Kineticist
Your characters favorite item A dagger made from a young dragon's claw.
Your personal quest is... To master your skills and become unstoppable.
Your archenemy is... Lolth. How's that for enemies in high places?
And you die from Food poisoning.

Niall Mackay:
Your race is: Half-elf
...and your class... Pikeman
Your characters favorite item A set of matched scimitars.
Your personal quest is... To undo every evil artifact known to man.
Your archenemy is... Lolth. How's that for enemies in high places?
And you die from A poisoned crossbow bolt.

Warum werd ich immer vergiftet?! Und wer ist dieser Lolth, der es auf mich abgesehen hat?

[Krix]

Hokay. Your race is: Dragonborn
...and your class... Wizard
Your characters favorite item A bottomless flagon of ale.
Your personal quest is... To prove your innocence and return from exile.
Your archenemy is... The lich-king Borobos.
And you die from Old age, strangely enough.


Für Krix kam das hier:

Hokay. Your race is: Golmoid
...and your class... Pirate! ARR!
Your characters favorite item A ten-foot telescoping pole
Your personal quest is... To avenge your parent's death.
Your archenemy is... RATS!
And you die from A poisoned crossbow bolt.

Was auch immer ein Golmoid ist? O_O

[lotos runner]

Hokay. Your race is: Illumian
...and your class... Barbarian
Your characters favorite item Longsword of Slaying.
Your personal quest is... To destroy Nerull himself.
Your archenemy is... An intelligent sword named Tremble.
And you die from Keelhauling... yarr...

[ChatNoir]

Na klasse *eyes roll*

Hokay. Your race is: Human
...and your class... Guy with a Sword
Your characters favorite item A dagger made from a young dragon's claw.
Your personal quest is... To destroy Nerull himself.
Your archenemy is... The evil necromancer Kiralai, and her horde.
And you die from A poisoned crossbow bolt.



für Pay-Pay (das passt irgendwie ^^)
Hokay. Your race is: Gnome
...and your class... Swordspell
Your characters favorite item An old quill pen. Sentimental value, y'know?
Your personal quest is... To kill Bill... the Dwarf.
Your archenemy is... An ancient, mostly insane mind flayer.
And you die from The Curse of Deegan.


für Chat Noir
Hokay. Your race is: Dragonborn
...and your class... Paladin
Your characters favorite item A vorpal toothpick, in a small glass jar.
Your personal quest is... To survive... period.
Your archenemy is... ...actually, you don't have one... NEXT QUESTION!
And you die from Keelhauling... yarr...

[Shan'xara]

@Niall:

Lolth ist die Spinnenkönigin, eine chaotisch böse Göttin. Sie wird von den Dunkelelfen (Drow) verehrt und ist ganz generell eine richtige fiese Person - und sehr mächtig ...

[Raiden]

Hokay. Your race is: Half-orc
...and your class... Psychic Warrior
Your characters favorite item A well-worn crossbow.
Your personal quest is... To travel to every known plane of existence.
Your archenemy is... The Thing that Should Not Be.
And you die from A 200-foot drop from a worn-out bridge.

Als Raiden:

Hokay. Your race is: Human
...and your class... Drunken Master
Your characters favorite item A frying pan... that deals 6d3 damage.
Your personal quest is... To discover the truth about your past.
Your archenemy is... Orcs, goblins, all those green-skinned... !@%^*&!!
And you die from You REALLY don't want to know! SERIOUSLY! .

[colophonius regenschain]

Hokay. Your race is: Gnome
...and your class... Cleric
Your characters favorite item Anything throwable.
Your personal quest is... To track down a legendary dragon's hoard.
Your archenemy is... A horde of mad hobos that think they're knights.
And you die from Dragon's fire. Charred to the bone
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